Albertinho
— Douglas Adams
Remember that time I had a Rock and Pop God themed 21st in November and dressed as David Byrne in a suit three sizes too big and then Faehan asked me to upload pics to tumblr for six months because they don’t have facebook?
Yeah, that was fuuuuuuuuuun
Some highlights include my friend Caro in Bjork’s swan dress, Priya discussing things behind my back with guys she just met, a rare Sydney appearance for Hannah, Kassie as Courtney Love, Lucy as Patti Smith, and many others.
I don’t even remember half these pics happening.
Just look at all the amazing things happening in this picture:
- Me legitimately shitting myself on Disneyland Resort’s one scary-as-fuck ride
- The guy next to me doing the trollface
- The lady next to him flaring her nostrils like she’s about to headbutt someone
- The girls behind us doing some sort of reverse-Three-Wise-Monkeys thing
- The guy in red just smirking with a “I ain’t even mad” face.
In addition to meeting Donald Glover, I also met Community’s creator and showrunner Dan Harmon in a comic book shop!
Just hanging with my homeboy Mickey Mouse.
HI THERE, SPLASH MOUNTAIN. JUST HERE TO ENTER YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARES.
Wolverine looking at himself in the mirror on my shirt.
WHY CAN’T I HOLD ALL THE LIME(-chill pork thai noodle)S?
Things to include on my resume: I beat The Big Pink at Twisted Metal.
Donald Glover and I pulled the same face when we met each other.
sollapalooza replied to your photo: Despite being stopped every two seconds for photos…
BEFORE IT WAS COOI
anchortongue replied to your photo: Despite being stopped every two seconds for photos…
before it was cooi
Another pic to show the complete “L”
Despite being stopped every two seconds for photos by others, this is the only picture I have of the shirt I wore on Coachella Friday.
Enjoy.
Being pensive with some cherry blossoms in San Jose’s Japantown.
If this was an anime, this would be one of the angsty scenes in between the giant robot battles.
Happy Sunday. Here is a video of me applying to be the next Channel V presenter by eating 40 McNuggets.
Maybe he should’ve included a link to where we can vote? I don’t know.
ALBERT: HOW DID YOU EAT THEM/WHERE CAN WE VOTE
Channel V is meant to send me a specific link voting link WHICH THEY HAVE NOT YET DONE! (probably because it’s a Sunday, w/e). For now, everyone, share that video like crazy! I figure if the world sees my exploits with highly processed battery chicken meat, it might grab their attention.
I got to 36 in the USA (they currently have a 40 for $10 deal there). I needed revenge over the Mac.
THEY FINALLY SENT ME A LINK. Everyone go there and vote for me. Then tell your friends to vote for me. Their tell THEIR friends to vote for me. FORTY MCNUGGETS SUCCESSFULLY DIGESTED CAN’T BE WRONG!
How the hell am I meant to live in Australia knowing In-N-Out Burger doesn’t exist here?
I’m walking away from the troubles in my life
I’m walking away oh to find a better day
I’m walking away from the troubles in my life
I’m walking away oh to find a better day
I’m walking away
