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You know the point in Ocarina of Time right after you pull out the master sword and you are taught of your fate to collect all the medallions from all the sages and you are given the first medallion by the King of Hyrule in preparation for the ultimate battle? This is the first medallion.

  1. leperlimbs reblogged this from albertinho and added:
  2. misspork said: I’m so disappointed that buying the 1kg burrito only counts as “one main” That BMF should be at least 2 stamps.
  3. contramundum said: bitch plz, I got 9 of those bros stamped.
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