BuzzFeed said I was a reason they were over Coachella, I once ate 40 McNuggets to impress a music channel into giving me a job interview, I've punched Theon Greyjoy of Game of Thrones, danced on-stage with the Flaming Lips, Thom Yorke owes me €20, and this blog is endorsed by Commander Shepard from Mass Effect.

I'm 23, from Australia, possibly dying but infinitely awesome.
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Sometimes I get bored and write Australian Open fanfic on my friends’ statuses

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  2. buyhercandy said: Best.
  3. shawskankredemption said: why would you do this
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