Yesterday I:

  • Saw fucking Battles
  • Met fucking Battles
  • GOT JOHN STAINER’S ABSOLUTELY BATTERED DRUMSTICK
  • Was in the “reviewer’s row” which had the SMH, just about everyone from Triple J and that long-haired dude from MasterChef.
  • Missed my friend’s wicked party, but eh.
  • Saw 77 Million Paintings. JEEBUS!
  • DID I MENTION BATTLES. IN THE OPERA HOUSE. FUCK.

More to come