Every time someone, anyone, complains about facebook, I feel a small tinge of sympathy. I then replace that sympathy by immediately asking if they have FB Purity. Do you want to know when was the last time I saw a facebook ad? Three years ago. Three. Years. Ago. That’s when I first installed FB Purity. I can see my friends likes collectively on a single page when I want to. Same goes for their attendance to Stupid Club Night #62 or Hipster Party #37. I have never seen an app or game in that space of time as well and had it not been for zynga game’s ubiquitous stronghold over all areas of internet life I could justify them not existing whatsoever. It also allows me the freedom to be as annoying as I fucking want. Like 500 pages? Don’t mind if I do! You want to know why? Because I have an easy-as-fuck-to-get extension that you should have or it’s you’re own fault that you see all my broney likes. When the new changes were rolled out, I updated FB Purity, check my privacy settings were still at the level I want them at then moved on with life because on my computer, nothing had changed. This took me 2.5 minutes. After 5 hours of annoying status messages, I placed “facebook” on my status blacklist, then continued to move on with life. I got paid today and for the first time I donated via PayPal to the guys who created this. I would pay to keep this app alive. I know this sounds like a commercial. I want it to. I honestly don’t understand people who use facebook without FB Purity.

Every time someone, anyone, complains about facebook, I feel a small tinge of sympathy. I then replace that sympathy by immediately asking if they have FB Purity.

Do you want to know when was the last time I saw a facebook ad? Three years ago. Three. Years. Ago. That’s when I first installed FB Purity. I can see my friends likes collectively on a single page when I want to. Same goes for their attendance to Stupid Club Night #62 or Hipster Party #37. I have never seen an app or game in that space of time as well and had it not been for zynga game’s ubiquitous stronghold over all areas of internet life I could justify them not existing whatsoever.

It also allows me the freedom to be as annoying as I fucking want. Like 500 pages? Don’t mind if I do! You want to know why? Because I have an easy-as-fuck-to-get extension that you should have or it’s you’re own fault that you see all my broney likes.

When the new changes were rolled out, I updated FB Purity, check my privacy settings were still at the level I want them at then moved on with life because on my computer, nothing had changed. This took me 2.5 minutes. After 5 hours of annoying status messages, I placed “facebook” on my status blacklist, then continued to move on with life.

I got paid today and for the first time I donated via PayPal to the guys who created this. I would pay to keep this app alive. I know this sounds like a commercial. I want it to. I honestly don’t understand people who use facebook without FB Purity.

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