buyhercandy:

semisetadrift:

buyhercandy:

Dear K. Rudd,

Seriously though, where’s my stimulus package? I’ve been checking my account every day for the last fortnight.

No love,

Me.

What she said, Kevin.

Ah, you still haven’t got yours either? I just checked on the ATO website and it says payments are continuing up til the middle of May, so.

Got mine a month ago. Funded a Flips ticket + this laptop. Fuck. Yes.