"I have seen people create costumes - using only a Singer sewing machine, a hot glue gun, a hairdryer and various readily available materials - that look EXACTLY like the onscreen ones that inspired the cosplay, so why couldn’t it work in reverse? Complaining that Peter couldn’t possibly make his own Spider-Man suit seems like the most arbitrary criticism of the “realisticness” of The Amazing Spider-Man, and yet that very plot point is basically the one thing about the film that is realistic!"

Peter Parker, master cosplayer | thevine.com.au

I put it to you that Spidey’s home-made costume is actually the only “realistic” thing about The Amazing Spider-Man.

(via clambistro)

Reblogged from clambistro, 13 notes, February 10, 2012

septentrionleon:

House and Humans, Dungeon and Dragons

So they play a tabletop version of The Sims, then?

septentrionleon:

House and Humans, Dungeon and Dragons

So they play a tabletop version of The Sims, then?

Reblogged from paperandcloth, 72 notes, February 9, 2012

nerviosismo:

CARNE ASADA UP IN THIS BITCH.

FUCK I LOVE CARNE ASADA. MAN I WANT A PRATO FEITO THOUGH. PF FOR LIFE.

nerviosismo:

CARNE ASADA UP IN THIS BITCH.

FUCK I LOVE CARNE ASADA. MAN I WANT A PRATO FEITO THOUGH. PF FOR LIFE.

(Source: mexicankidproblems)

Reblogged from nerviosismo, 6,739 notes, February 9, 2012

Anonymous asked: Wait why DO people hate you? :(

Well…

If you havin’ ask problems I feel bad for you son,
I’ve got 99 problems, being anon ain’t one,
Hit me!

  1. Obnoxious
  2. Loud
  3. Self-centred
  4. Pretentious
  5. Condescending
  6. Lame
  7. Thinks he’s funny
  8. Is on tumblr
  9. Is on twitter
  10. Is on reddit
  11. Quotes reddit in real life
  12. Mentions reddit in real life
  13. Brazilian
  14. Likes mentioning to others that he is Brazilian despite holding dual citizenship
  15. Shitty laugh
  16. Clingy
  17. Knows the words to Chingy’s “Right Thurr”
  18. Defends Kanye West
  19. Is one of “those white guys who like rap”
  20. I live in the same area this video is based on.
  21. I get over-excited about things
  22. I get over-excited about everything
  23. Likes The Killers
  24. Doesn’t like Fleet Foxes
  25. Doesn’t like Bon Iver
  26. Doesn’t like Death Cab For Cutie
  27. Will constantly remind people that he doesn’t like Fleet Foxes, Bon Iver and Death cab For Cuite.
  28. Responsible for this review of a Kasabian live show
  29. Is sometimes that guy standing at the back of Your Favourite Gig Ever with his arms crossed, appearing to not get into it.
  30. Is sometimes that guy dancing crazily at the front of Your Favourite Gig Ever, appearing to get into it a bit too much
  31. Goes to too many gigs
  32. Has met or talked to Your Favourite Band
  33. Likes to mention that he has met or talked to Your Favourite Band
  34. Namedrops
  35. Constantly over-the-top
  36. Prefers My Little Pony to Adventure Time
  37. Has watched Glee
  38. And liked it
  39. And formed opinions on the characters
  40. Has formed opinons on politics
  41. Has formed opinions on most social issues
  42. Has formed opinions on most of pop culture
  43. Likes to loudly discuss his opinions on politics, social issues, pop culture and Glee whenever possible
  44. Despite this, doesn’t like people who get paid to do the exact same thing for a living.
  45. Hasn’t formed opinions on religion
  46. Posts too much on Facebook
  47. Quotes banbanana too much
  48. Knows who badbanana is
  49. Sometimes you feel like Albert is just going out of his way to annoy you
  50. Actually goes out of his way to annoy some people
  51. Thinks the term “sand in your vagina” is fucking stupid
  52. For most of my teenage years I had a very bad acne problem
  53. Looks creepy
  54. Generally accepts and adores how creepy I naturally look
  55. Acts a bit like Tim Curry, which means that to some I could be seen as acting creepy
  56. Admires Gary Busey
  57. Admires Prince
  58. Admires Madonna
  59. Supposedly, being a heterosexual male, makes points 56-58 a problem to some
  60. Went to a selective high school
  61. Hated everyone at my high school
  62. Once I left high school, I proceeded to attempt to cut contact with everyone from high school
  63. wasn’t successful, at all
  64. Has manic depression
  65. Omnivorous and loving it
  66. Doesn’t like marxisforbros
  67. Trolls music and movie forums
  68. Has a movie review blog that he hasn’t updated in weeks
  69. Procrastinates
  70. A “dumb fuck”
  71. I spent way too long talking about my time in hospital
  72. I seem to constantly be going to hospital
  73. …and surviving. In fact, I seem to generally not-die.
  74. Doesn’t “follow” any of Australia’s sporting “codes”
  75. But I do follow “football”
  76. But I can’t “play” football
  77. Gamer
  78. Doesn’t like CoD:MW3
  79. Has made friends off the internet
  80. Claims some of his best friends are from the internet
  81. Thinks he can take decent pictures with his point-and-shoot camera
  82. Wavers between believing he will be “forever alone” and “awesomely single” by the hour, every hour
  83. Favourite movie is West Side Story
  84. Thinks his opinion on anything “matters”
  85. An Arts student
  86. A UNSW student
  87. A former UWS student
  88. Emphasis on the former: I dropped out of UWS. I am a college dropout
  89. I once described myself as a social media expert
  90. I’ve made some strange enemies in the past
  91. Lives in Australia
  92. Works at the type of place most Occupy Protesters are protesting against
  93. Once wanted to actually get into advertising, and not just in the I-wish-I-was-in-Mad-Men way
  94. Quotes Community all the fucking time
  95. Thinks Batman is better than Superman
  96. Thinks DC is better than Marvel
  97. Thinks current Marvel is better than current DC
  98. Was once described as “A smaller version of The Simpsons’ Comic Book Guy”
  99. Makes lists of the reasons why people hate him

22 notes, February 9, 2012

Excuse me Aussie followers? Can I have your attention for a moment.

yourfandomsucks:

A friend of mine who lives in Western Sydney is going through a lot right now and she needs a friend.She is 16 years old and is currently going to school with a boy that sexually assaulted her. The boy apparently takes pleasure in occasionally bullying her, and her parents are un-supportive. The shorthand is that she isn’t getting the idea support from people in her immediate community. She expressed interest in letting me reach out to see if there is anyone who lives in her area who might be able to be there for her when things are tough. Maybe ideally somebody who she can relate to?

Just in case she isn’t comfortable with her problems being plastered all over the freaking internet, I won’t post her URL, but if you come to me directly, I will. I live in Chicago, otherwise i’d be there myself. She is a really cool girl who probably has a lot of the same fandom related interests as you. I think you’d like to meet her.

SIGNAL BOOST FOR MY FELLOW SYDNEYSIDERS! 

Reblogged from nova-bright, 44 notes, February 9, 2012

andwhenithappens:

I have had this photo open in a tab since albertinho sent it to me over Facebook chat during the Super Bowl and said “LOOK CAITLIN I AM JON HAMM IN THIS PICTURE” or words to that effect. 
I’m gonna leave it open. 

For the record, when the right is “me”, the left is “society” 

andwhenithappens:

I have had this photo open in a tab since albertinho sent it to me over Facebook chat during the Super Bowl and said “LOOK CAITLIN I AM JON HAMM IN THIS PICTURE” or words to that effect. 

I’m gonna leave it open. 

For the record, when the right is “me”, the left is “society” 

Reblogged from andwhenithappens, 15 notes, February 9, 2012

Anonymous asked: 1)how old are you 2)where are you from 3)whats your background? 4)star wars or lotr? 5)your idea of a good time?

1) 21
2) and 3) Born in Brazil to Brazilian parents/”background” but currently living in Australia. Hold dual citizenship.
4) Star Wars OT > LOTR > Star Wars PT
5) Answerin’ your questions bby. 

1 note, February 8, 2012

clownyprincess:

Here The Chort, have a trophy.

Reblogged from clownyprincess, 7 notes, February 8, 2012

golden-notebook:

This is everything I want in one gif

golden-notebook:

This is everything I want in one gif

(Source: motherboytheband)

Reblogged from golden-notebook, 355 notes, February 8, 2012

3 notes, February 8, 2012

(Source: thesefacesimake)

Reblogged from spectra, 1,538 notes, February 8, 2012

This is the greatest thing Glee has ever done. RICKY MARTIN. SINGING LMFAO. IN SPANISH. GYRATING HIPS. IS THIS HEAVEN?

3 notes, February 8, 2012

(Source: semisetadrift)

Reblogged from semisetadrift, 19 notes, February 8, 2012

Would you go to an Art Gallery naked?

jnenifre:

Seriously, would anyone be willing to do so?

Hmmm

Stuart Ringholt’s work often deals with themes of fear and embarrassment. In Preceded by a tour of the show by artist Stuart Ringholt 6-8pm (the artist will be naked. Those who wish to join the tour must also be naked. Adults only) audiences are invited to gain a new perspective on the current MCA exhibitions by viewing them entirely nude. Occuring outside of museum opening hours, these tours give the rare opportunity to (literally) remove the material barriers between artist and audience.

…maybe

Reblogged from jnenifre, 4 notes, February 8, 2012

david-noel:

Aww, Timehop. It’s funny, the more data I fed into different networks last year, the more I get back every morning with the Timehop email.
Today’s email not only reminded me of this picture I took on the L train, it actually tells me that I was on my way to meet Andy in person for the first time to have lunch at Pastis. Oh and today last year was also the day I fist met Fred, John and David. 
Love Timehop. I didn’t know I “needed’ it until I started receiving these emails every day. 

david-noel:

Aww, Timehop. It’s funny, the more data I fed into different networks last year, the more I get back every morning with the Timehop email.

Today’s email not only reminded me of this picture I took on the L train, it actually tells me that I was on my way to meet Andy in person for the first time to have lunch at Pastis. Oh and today last year was also the day I fist met Fred, John and David

Love Timehop. I didn’t know I “needed’ it until I started receiving these emails every day. 

Reblogged from david-noel, 6 notes, February 8, 2012