Albertinho

BuzzFeed said I was a reason they were over Coachella, I once ate 40 McNuggets to impress a music channel into giving me a job interview, I've punched Theon Greyjoy of Game of Thrones, danced on-stage with the Flaming Lips, Thom Yorke owes me €20, and this blog is endorsed by Commander Shepard from Mass Effect.

I'm 23, from Australia, possibly dying but infinitely awesome.
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The snapback fedora of mason jars.

I wanted to … make [Rorschach] as like, ‘this is what Batman would be in the real world’. But I have forgotten that actually to a lot of comic fans, ‘smelling’, ‘not having a girlfriend’, these are actually kind of heroic! So Rorschach became the most popular character in Watchmen. I made him to be a bad example. But I have people come up to me in the street and saying: ‘I AM Rorschach. That is MY story’. And I’d be thinking: ‘Yeah, great. Could you just, like, keep away from me, never come anywhere near me again as long as I live?’
Alan Moore (via class-snuggle)

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SO jessurpuppy tagged me in this thing and it is long but hey here it goes. I returtn I tag andibgoode, jnenifre, andwhenithappens, thekingintheinnernorth, shawskankredemption and lil-c0met and if y’all wanna do it as well just ask me I’m not fussy w/e. Also gotitforcheap, I want to see him actually do one of these things

faves

  • food: BURRITOS
  • drink: non-alcoholic: Guarana, Grape Fanta. Alcoholic: Kopparberg Cider
  • book: The Road by Cormac McCarthy
  • tv shows: Mad Men was the first show I ever “Illegally downloaded”, but also Batman: The Animated Series because of fucking course I’d say that.
  • band: Radiohead, Talking Heads, TV On The Radio
  • school subject: Drama, always & 5eva
  • actor: Idris Elba makes me question myself every day
  • actress: right now? Natalie Dormer. But this changes a lot so idk.

life

  • siblings: one older bro and one older sis
  • dream job: anything that allows me to travel the world for a living
  • fears: OMG SO MANY NEVER ASK THIS TO SOMEONE WITH ANXIETY PROBLEMS
  • religion: ???????
  • piercings: none
  • languages: english and Brazilian Portuguese

tumblr:

  • reason behind my url: mum used to call me this
  • first url: this is my only URL
  • # of blogs: I help curate asunburntcountry, that’s about it

tag game no. 2

16 things that make me happy:

  1. jnenifre
  2. Batman
  3. the smell of new comic books
  4. playing with toys
  5. sitting in a movie theater and immersing yourself fully in the film in front of you
  6. Burritos
  7. DEVO’s Energy Domes
  8. playing board games with friends
  9. Bob’s Burgers
  10. Looking at baby animals
  11. Families who all obsess over the same stuff. The obvious one is sport/sportig teams, But like, I saw this picture at Oz Comic-Con of THREE GENERATIONS of Trekkies with William Shatner and that shit is amazing.
  12. Milkshakes
  13. Chocolate
  14. Sending and receiving things. Postcards, letters, parcels, anything.
  15. Knowing that there are milions of other people out there that don’t want the world to go to shit and will fight for it if need be :’)
  16. Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

ignitionremix:

no offense but I love girls and hate everything else

your blog is named after a song by a guy who sexually assaulted girls

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The only part of my haul from yesterday’s #record fair that anyone needs to care about #Batman #prince #viral #vintage #music

What’s that stereotype about models knowing nothing? (at Strathfield railway station)

Waiting for Pulp, livin’ like #commonpeople (at Golden Age Cinema & Bar)

SUCCESS! (at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts)

Things I do for free stuff #talklikeapirateday #krispykreme #gpoy (at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts)

221bbarricade:

favabean05:

staticdiplomat:

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

the-goddamazon:

lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

This is amazing. Like a pop girl group song came to life, it’s beautiful.

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same

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My aesthetic is “soft tumblr mobile platform” because I am both unable to show you anything and completely unreliable.

gotitforcheap:

the internet is so wild, you can find people to agree with you on literally anything, I mean, there is a fairly large group of people who all got together and collectively agreed “we want to fuck cartoon ponies and we’re going to let people know about this and basically base our personalities around wanting to fuck cartoon ponies”