BuzzFeed said I was a reason they were over Coachella, I once ate 40 McNuggets to impress a music channel into giving me a job interview, I've punched Theon Greyjoy of Game of Thrones, danced on-stage with the Flaming Lips, Thom Yorke owes me €20, and this blog is endorsed by Commander Shepard from Mass Effect.

I'm 23, from Australia, possibly dying but infinitely awesome.
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on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

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There’s an Australian artist named “Pricasso” who paints accurate-looking portraits using his genitals. Source

I have a Pricasso original hanging in my room of Jen and I. It is the greatest.

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Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions


In case you though I was joking

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The Big Bang Theory is nothing like real nerds! It’s nerd minstrel! All the jokes are at the nerdy stuff they do! I hate it!
Nerd who makes facetious arguments over irreverent parts of pop culture, constantly belittle anyone who is not as informed as them, and gets so angry when a woman speaks out against their golden geese that they threaten her life.

First thing’s first I’m (at Toys R Us)

Nobody likes Niall (at Toys R Us)

“And there’s wheels. What kind of castle has wheels?” (at Toys R Us)

The Joker Lifts (at Toys R Us)


avril lavigne was so beautiful and young and had so much potential. how did we go from early 2000’s Avril to 2014 Avril? i hate what this world has done to her.

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Yo, male dudes who support Anita Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn, etc. ‘Bout to say something I’ve been guilty of in the past, and we should all stop doing:

Please stop saying that the “silver lining” or “benefit” or “positive” or whatever from all of the harassment and abuse flung toward women who speak out in any industry, is increased exposure for them and their causes. Frankly, if my life was being threatened by rape and death threats that have become so severe I have to move home and so frequent that even B-Grade actors do it, the last thing I would be worrying about is my YouTube subscriber count.

The goal should be to get rid of the harassment full-stop. Not try and work around it like it’s a natural occurrence.


Sexism In Video Games Isn’t Real, And Here Are My Death Threats To Prove It: A tale by Every Fuckboy On The Internet

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Hodor face for #raveofthrones @gelatomessina


alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

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Latest addition to my collection of reasons I am broke #Batman #comics #superfriends #dccomics