Albertinho

BuzzFeed said I was a reason they were over Coachella, I once ate 40 McNuggets to impress a music channel into giving me a job interview, I've punched Theon Greyjoy of Game of Thrones, danced on-stage with the Flaming Lips, Thom Yorke owes me €20, and this blog is endorsed by Commander Shepard from Mass Effect.

I'm 23, from Australia, possibly dying but infinitely awesome.
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Meghan Trainor? Sorry, I’m a Pokemon Trainor. I’m All About That Catching Them All.

The Baby Groot scene in Guardians of the Galaxy was the best!

The Baby Groot scene in Guardians of the Galaxy was the best!

anightvaleintern:

faisdm:

rubbersoulsandtotempoles:

voglio-scopare:

petrapansneverland:

ultrafunnypictures:

THIS. 100 times, this.

Yes please

Dude, this is so well said.

A perfect description.

I find the entire concept of Hooters bewildering because we have literally no UK equivalent. Like… you guys actually have a family pub that’s an entire big national chain with the theme of “our waitresses have big boobs”. Like…how is that a thing that exists!?

I don’t mind it outside of a vacuum, but this post brings up a good point, which is there is no male equivalent, nor would a male equivalent be considered acceptable or be treated the same way.
And the fact that you can bring your family there and it’s not 18+ only is worrisome too.

The UK has tits on Page 3 of every shithouse tabloid, p. sure that is the “Hooters equivalent”.

anightvaleintern:

faisdm:

rubbersoulsandtotempoles:

voglio-scopare:

petrapansneverland:

ultrafunnypictures:

THIS. 100 times, this.

Yes please

Dude, this is so well said.

A perfect description.

I find the entire concept of Hooters bewildering because we have literally no UK equivalent. Like… you guys actually have a family pub that’s an entire big national chain with the theme of “our waitresses have big boobs”. Like…how is that a thing that exists!?

I don’t mind it outside of a vacuum, but this post brings up a good point, which is there is no male equivalent, nor would a male equivalent be considered acceptable or be treated the same way.

And the fact that you can bring your family there and it’s not 18+ only is worrisome too.

The UK has tits on Page 3 of every shithouse tabloid, p. sure that is the “Hooters equivalent”.

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Late night #comic sorting. What even is my life…

Matthew Lewis and Lee Pace could totally play older-younger bros. Or like, the same guy from alternate timelines.

In what way was Guardians sexist?
albertinho albertinho Said:

gingerhaze:

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revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

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kawaiilluminatii:

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kawaiilluminatii:

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My sister’s amazing bangle made it into Sunday Style today! Check her out at @michellecristine_design!

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Aside from having only one woman of colour on this (representing a wider issue in MCU, I’m sure), it’s kind of funny to have Pepper Potts from Iron Man 3 here because, in that very scene, she literally she herself on fire.

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pr1nceshawn:

The Joker Mugshots by Chris Brake.

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black-australia:

I’m seeing a lot of Australians say stuff like, “thank god I’m in Australia!” when they talk about the shooting of Michael Brown… As if police brutality and complete misconduct is not rampant here? 

Australia is not a peaceful country where police abide by the law. Around 26% of the nation’s total prison/jail populations are Indigenous (some recent reports are saying that figure has risen to 30% in 2014). The same figure for the Northern Territory is 86%, and 40% for Western Australia. Us Blackfellas are 14.8 times more likely to be arrested than non-Indigenous persons. Ever heard of the Redfern riots? Ever heard of Black Deaths In Custody? They will arrest us and lock us up for trivial offences like swearing, but no way would the same treatment be given to a white person who swears at the police. It’s selective and absolutely racially motivated. Indigenous youth are a major target for the police, also. 

What the community of Ferguson needs right now is solidarity, support and justice. You are not helping by talking about how bad the U.S. treats Black folks but seemingly praising Australia. The police harass, assault and kill us for being Black. Don’t turn a blind eye to that. 

I do not want to see anymore posts that praise Australia for its apparent lack of police brutality. Please.