Albertinho

BuzzFeed said I was a reason they were over Coachella, I once ate 40 McNuggets to impress a music channel into giving me a job interview, I've punched Theon Greyjoy of Game of Thrones, danced on-stage with the Flaming Lips, Thom Yorke owes me €20, and this blog is endorsed by Commander Shepard from Mass Effect.

I'm 23, from Australia, possibly dying but infinitely awesome.
Recent Tweets @albertinho

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

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FOX Portrait Gallery - 13 May, 2013

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vayena:

plasmalogical:

has anyone made a joke about the x-files but instead its “the x-feels”? has anyone done this before

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Just. Abbott as a priest. It makes sense, is all.

This is just too good. #Regram from @browncardigan

Going into this store just makes me want to spend money I do not have. Case in point: these. Ping @jnenifre (at Kings Comics)

Found in a Crown St op shop: official Athens 2004 opening ceremony jacket. Oddly pithy, thanks to recent #thorpedo news.

#Regram from @smawise: GOING TO SEE DAMON ALBARN THIS YEARS AFTER ALL!

I couldn’t post it a fortnight ago when I got it because I hadn’t told my family yet, but I got a tattoo of my favourite thing #batman #batman75 #brucetimm @chapeltattoo #btas

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frozen-void:

theladymonsters:

actualhumanallisonargent:

'Sam is a HYDRA agent!'

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'He's too suspicious!'

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'He doesn't deserve to be called a hero!'

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'Why would he help Steve and Natasha if he doesn't have any ulterior motives!'

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NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH SAM 

SAM IS GOLDEN 

IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT HIM 

DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL 

PROTECT SAM WILSON AT ALL COSTS.

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Immigration, a lexicon. You’re a ‘migrant’ when you’re very poor; ‘immigrant’ when you’re not so poor; and ‘expat’ when you’re rich.

Jen and I went to Hooters last year, and the weirdest thing was that there were actual families just dining there normally, like it was a sizzler or an RSL Bistro or something.

In case you were wondering, The general make-up of the clientele was 50% Bogan dudes 30% Neckbeard bros 10% Families 10% Ironic customers (us, a Hen’s Night came in as we left).

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shotarokaneda:

bubblegloopswamp:

sonic music slowed down to sound like vaporwave

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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