it’s a metaphor. you put the spider between your teeth, but you don’t actually swallow it, so you stay average and spiders georg remains an outlier who shouldn’t have been counted.
This is it. This is the beginning of the end. Eventually every single overused joke will be combined into one giant post that is the death of fun as this website collapses in on itself and we all go straight to skeleton hell jail
Not all jokes
I came out to have a good time and read jokes and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
Sometimes, for kicks, I find insanely rare collectibles on ebay and place the first bid down. It’s normally low enough so that I am immediately outbid by more “serious” bidders. It offers me a sad sense of accomplishment while the rest of my life withers away.
Today I won a $250 out-of-print Batman statue for $40.