Albertinho

BuzzFeed said I was a reason they were over Coachella, I once ate 40 McNuggets to impress a music channel into giving me a job interview, I've punched Theon Greyjoy of Game of Thrones, danced on-stage with the Flaming Lips, Thom Yorke owes me €20, and this blog is endorsed by Commander Shepard from Mass Effect.

I'm 23, from Australia, possibly dying but infinitely awesome.
Recent Tweets @albertinho

spacetwinks:

unstoppable giant 80s rocker woman emerging from massive football egg makes NFL history by becoming first person to win a superbowl entirely solo

The birth of Taylor Swift

jnenifre:

I’m sorry Albert, but I’ve left you for Khal Drogo. (at Oz Comic Con, Sydney Exhibition Centre)

Jen and I got the greatest picture with Jason Momoa ever, everyone else go home.

So @nicolascottart just drew me the best picture EVER! #OZCOMICCON (at Sydney Exhibition Centre at Glebe Island)

COME ON AND #SLAM IF YOU WANNA #JAM! #OZCOMICCON #SpaceJam (at Sydney Exhibition Centre at Glebe Island)

eiry:

You are one dynamite gal.

Sergeant Calhoun

(via genderousblob)

Hey @auspost, don’t you mean “you and someone else’s parcel because we couldn’t get our shit together, and when you called our helpline we told you to take care of the other poor lady’s parcel and couldn’t track yours. So really you’re not happy at all! “? Because that is what happened. Fix it or I’m out. #nothappyjan

People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes.

(via lara-xo)

This explains so much about so many of my amazing, gorgeous friends

(via somtum)

Tumblr joining in on the protest against fcc’s rules for net neutrality is great and all, but it would be way more effective if tumblr wasn’t already this inefficient every day.

shippery:

aka im a terrible person

(via geothebio)

ourvaluedcustomers:

While discussing men’s t-shirt fashion…

shawskankredemption:

albertinho SENT ME A TINY GUS FRING IN THE MAIL HE’S SO CUTE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH LOOK AT HIM ADJUSTING HIS TIE IN THE 4x10 SALUD OUTFIT AFTER COMMITTING MASS MURDER AWWWWWW XOXOOXOO

Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.
Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

(via thekingintheinnernorth)

WON COMIC BOOK MOVIE TRIVIA BECAUSE OF COURSE WE DID. (at Event Cinemas George St)