July 2011
KANYE WEST
During this rare moment of working 3G, I must mention that kanye west may have won the award for best show of 2011. May have.
But lord, it was beautiful.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-24) →
Faith No More (26)
Sly & The Family Stone (4)
Dappled Cities (3)
Bright Eyes (3)
This Town Needs Guns (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
blah blah blah Pulp blah blah blah Jarvis blah...
I MET ALBERT COCKER AND HE IS THE CUTEST HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD.
“You like Harry Potter? You LIKE Harry Potter?! No, you do not like it when the...”
– Tumblr, these past few weeks
via 4 Cool Things Ruined By the People Who Love Them « Thought Catalog
Skrillex should have composed the soundtrack to...
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Do I get a MacBookPro?
They are MAD EXPENSIVE, especially for the only one that seems to do all the stuff I want it to do. But they are slowly becoming the industry standard in terms of media work. That and Windows is such a pain in the ass. Life is tuff :(
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Ranting 101
I dont know why the Tumblr self-righteous crew always feels the need to push the “wah there are billions of people dyingggg/bigger problems in the world” viewpoint whenever a famous person dies. Espeically when I go to said viewpoint-enforcers blog and find the last few posts they made were some bullshit pop culture gifs or something. Get the fuck off your high horse, even if you do...
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“so as if there weren’t enough reasons to love fallout, i was playing new vegas...”
– GALAXY NEWS RADIO: (via golden-notebook)
A Tackier Pink: Dear Anons getting shitty at me... →
entirely:
whyamimisterpink:
As nice as it is to say that “people can mourn two tragedies at the same time”, if you turn on your set you will see it is not true.
When watching todays news I have seen countless stories about Ms. Winehouse and her “tragic” death, and not one about the acts of terror that have been set upon the…
So true.
HAHAHAHAHAHA oh god do people even TURN ON the TV these...
What the Indian call centre staff are really told... →
“Just stating the facts, guys. Australia is known as the dumbest continent … so speak slowly” - CALL CENTRE TEACHER
INDIAN call centres are teaching staff Australia is the world’s “dumbest continent” where people “drink constantly” and are “quite racist”.
Staff taught “how to act Australian” are also told to “speak...
“I caught myself saying “shopping cart” instead of shopping trolley today and was...”
– BBC News - Americanisms: 50 of your most noted examples
THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED!
This is a great list.
(via pegobry)
What the hell is wrong with “train station”? What the fuck else would you call it? I am completely baffled by this. (via erinmargrethe)
“People who touch base”
The average CostCo Sydney customer:
People buying at least five years worth of toilet paper
People buying at least five years worth of nappies
People wanting a 5kg box of Nutri-Grain
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lordwoldemort asked: Batman is not a super hero. He doesn't have super powers. He just looks good.
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spartar:
breathinginthesamesequence:
worst things about living in Australia:
you can’t watch half the videos on youtube
bands rarely come here
our prime minister is a fucktard homophobe athiest who blames her homosexuality standings on the bible
it costs too much to have things shipped from America
People here don’t understand how politics work
and we have terrible accents.
oh and the...
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Comic Con is happening right now and I'm not...
palaceoffunk:
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Anonymous asked: arent antidepressants just the most depressing thing?
Why I'm Not Joining Google+ →
clembastow:
thegirlwontstop:
From Steve Rosenbaum:
Google’s terms and conditions, buried in tiny print that most users will miss, gives them the right to take control of your content.
“By submitting, posting or displaying the content you give Google a perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free, and non-exclusive license to reproduce, adapt, modify, translate, publish, publicly...
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Anonymous asked: tell us more
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Anonymous asked: have you ever had your heart broken?
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“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to...”
– Charles Bukowski (via followyourbliss)
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privilegedandgoodlooking asked: Disagree! Slytherin would be VERY interested in who gets in: that the right families keep getting in and undesirables stay out. Old British boarding schools are obsessed with tradition, so, DISAGREE.
The Micallef Tumbl(e)r: Australian Comedy Tumblogs →
ubcm:
roger-explosion:
This is not a definitive list. This is just a few that I have found or that others have shared with me.
Feel free to reblog and feed the list with your own links.
Comedians
Lano and Woodley - The Two Men: Fuck Yeah, Lano & Woodley
Colin Lane - Ready Steady Colin
Frank Woodley
Whoops.
I got a few dgen followers tonight, and was wondering why.
I’ll update...
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“On the basis of “how the business works,” I would be very surprised...”
– The Escapist : MovieBob: Harry Potter and the Little Golden Man