Albertinho: Archive

Films that aged quicker than they were designed...

Phone Booth

May 30th

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May 30th

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May 30th

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A link to British people arguing over the... →

shelley975, that was a surprisingly fun read. Thank you.

May 30th

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May 29th

Anonymous asked: Do you have any favourite Australian musical acts?

May 28th

Anonymous asked: Why the layout change?

May 28th

bewaremongering asked: Albertinho asked: also who anons me at 3:30 in tha mornin?

ME! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Not rly tho.
Also pls don't move to Brazil. Ty. <3

May 28th

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May 28th

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Anonymous asked: Moving away doesn't fix any deep and serious problems. It just changes the scenery.

May 28th

May 27th

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Anonymous asked: Why did i shove this pen lid into my penis hole when i looked at your tumblr?

May 27th

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thesearemycats asked: My first message amg ~

Anyway I hope your life is good and yeah.

May 27th

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May 27th

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Anonymous asked: Why have you considered suicide? To what extent did you think of the method and everything as well? How were you going to do it if you were going to do it? :(

May 27th

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Anonymous asked: what is your sexual orientation?

May 27th

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Anonymous asked: Also I love that Vitamin C is in your top plays for the last 7 days on last.fm.

May 27th

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Anonymous asked: I love all the posts that are on your blog.

May 27th

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Anonymous asked: I hate all of the posts that are on your blog.

May 27th

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I hate all posts that are formated like this:

jerfrey:jeffr3y: blah blah blah .gif some sort of writing here .gif more writing .gif more annoying ass writing .gif some stupid writing .gif i hate the “my school day” ones

May 27th

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insanecuntposse-deactivated2011 asked: absolute yes to everything you said about suicide. THANK YOU. that said, i hope you're dealing with your issues :)

May 26th

In a fit of rage and anger

I wrote a very, very harsh review of the last Arctic Monkey record. It isn’t pretty. And I’m sure not a single editor I know will pick it up.

May 26th

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Questions posed to the Roskilde music director/head booker. I find it particularly interesting that many of the same complaints most of Australia has with its festivals are shared with one of Europe’s biggest (“Why is this band headlining?” “Why does it cost this much?” “Why isn’t this band on the lineup?” etc.)

May 26th

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May 26th

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Not cool Urban Outfitters, not cool.

imakeshinythings: One of my lovely customers sent me a message today with this link. And here is my United/World of Love line: My heart sank a little bit. The World/United States of Love line that I created is one of the reasons that I was able to quit my full-time job. They even stole the item name as well as some of my copy. I’m very disappointed in Urban Outfitters. I know they have...

May 26th

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May 26th

“Are you sure they’re actually people calling you or just your mind...”

– Keenan puts the best spin on my monthly prank callers, ever.

May 25th

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Anonymous asked: Who gives a shit about Angry Boys. Shit blog posting about a shit show.

May 25th

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nataliesayshi replied to your photo:I’ve refrained from making direct comments about… i think thats the point I get having characters the audience doesn’t like for comedic effect. The problem with S.Mouse is that I don’t hate him in a way I can laugh at (like, Gran, the only character who has stuck out as being any degree of funny so far). No, I hate him because he is genuinely...

May 25th

Coco Chanel: proof that you can be a Nazi...

spectralradiance: But since you’re also fabulous and make pretty clothes, the Royal Family will help you avoid a trial for conspiracy and one day they’ll make movies about your life starring Audrey Tatou and 16 year old girls with ~*inspiration*~ blogs on Tumblr will idolize you because you were just so FABULOUS in every possible way.

May 25th

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May 25th

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May 25th

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xkcd proves all Philosophy majors are actually... →

Wikipedia trivia: if you take any article, click on the first link in the article text not in parentheses or italics, and then repeat, you will eventually end up at “Philosophy”

May 25th

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May 24th

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May 24th

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May 24th

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redvelvetgirl replied to your photo:Considering dropping out of UWS because that place… a couple of my friends are doing med there! they come home to melb often though, maybe you should visit melb lots haha Random fact: never visited Melbourne.

May 23rd