June 2010
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-20) →
M.I.A. (47)
Sia (38)
PVT (36)
Gorillaz (10)
The Strokes (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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“This fish is so oily! Did they just ship in the latest batch from the Gulf of...”
– Me, complaining about my Chinese food today
The People's Mario →
Super Mario is actually a Soviet hero? JUST AS I SUSPECTED!
The Annual Power Rangers Convention →
It makes me SO HAPPY to know this exists. SO. HAPPY.
How do I stop tumblr from summarising the shit I...
sydneylive:
Seriously fucking annoying.
Posts longer than 100 words become “reblog as links”. You just click on the “as…” next to that and choose text to fix it.
cankerbloxxom:
Foals - This Orient
I know it...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-13) →
Journey (55)
The National (35)
Lil’ Wayne (5)
The Sleepy Jackson (4)
LL Cool J (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“On Sunday, a hoax video appeared on YouTube imploring the world to help save the...”
– Brazil successfully cons the twitterverse into thinking tweets against an annoying sports commentator are actually part of a campaign to save a fictional endangered species.
ATTN AUSTRALIANS
So that we can continue annoying billions of people 90 minutes at a time when and if we host the World Cup, we should all learn to play the digeridoo.
Because BBUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR is the new BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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“No striker in this Australian team. Perhaps the first time in history that a...”
– @barneyronay
“The problem is, we made them look good. Germany is not one of the great...”
– Translating Australian commentators: we suck so bad, we made mediocre teams look good.
THE ENTIRE STADIUM IS BELCHING THE ANTHEM
SUCH AN AUSSIE THING TO DO (Y)
DAMN, SERBIA
pavelchekov:
I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!!
Lol no
My problem with Serbia (and most Balkan nations that are decent and competitive in major world sports and have relative Australian communities, bar Greece) is that win, lose or draw, a small minority of mostly teenage males with too much in-built patriotism make entire parts of Sydney incredibly dangerous via their...
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You know what needs to be done
Instead of a live action Wicked movie (Which is planned and will be shit) or this Dorothy and Oz cartoon thing with Lea Michele (Yet again, shit) they make a cartoon version of the musical Wicked in Disney Princess style.
I would watch the shit out of that.
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A Letter to You, The Customer, From My Friend...
Dear Fictional Customer, We are writing in response to your many, many complaints which we have assessed to be very, very similar and unnecessary. We will address all issues; you need not reply, unless our shredding machine should hunger for more of your intimidation, manipulation, and unreasonable requests.
You claim one or more of our staff were rude to you.
Now we can’t really put a...
“American Apparel is full of it when they tell you that staff photos or...”
– Gawker confirms what we all already knew: we’re just too ugly to work at American Apparel
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“The disappointment isn’t only about losing: It’s about the England team and its...”
– Slate pretty much nails why I support multiple teams at the World Cup. (via areminder)
Or you can just support Brazil. Wholeheartedly.
Screw my last post BRAZIL.
My two cents.
pavelchekov:
Country I want to win
Brazil
Countries I will root for
Spain
Australia
Country I won’t be rooting for
Argentina
Countries I root for fixed to my own tastes.
Also agree wholehearted with the Argentina will never be as great as Brazil, deal with it tag. The truth’s the truth.