May 2010
“I’ve declared Facebook bankruptcy. It’s the 21st-century equivalent of ‘12:00’...”
– Jeffrey Toobin; CNN legal analyst and member of the ever expanding Facebook “5000 club”. Facebook puts down their reason for not allowing more friends to back-end issues. Via the NYT.
1998
monkeytypist:
Global warming was reversible, Peak Oil was years ahead of us, The Simpsons hadn’t reached the end of its incredibly high plateau, computing power was increasing faster than ever, Australia was on the verge of throwing out the first-term Howard government and becoming a republic, the MUA dockworkers were winning their fight in the courts against the blackhearts at Patrick...
At JB HI-FI Parramatta
Me: so have you got any iPads?
Storeperson: yeah
Me: how many?
Storeperson: our entire stock that was shipped in this morning
Me: and when do you close?
Storeperson: in about 30 minutes
Me: you do know they sold out in the city Apple Store right?
Storeperson: they also paid a markup of $20
Me: right. Thanks for confirming apple nerds aren't really intelligent.
dontyouwasteyourtime:
apple + watermelon tobacco
ohhh heyy
Not a smoker but I know this taste and I do approve.
(I know that makes no sense. Deal with it.)
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“One begins to wonder if we’re only using Facebook now because everyone else...”
– keflex
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We count bodies, so you don't have to. →
Movies, body counts, and the occasional bitches banged
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-23) →
The National (14)
B Real, Busta Rhymes, Coolio, LL Cool J & Method Man (4)
LEN (3)
Quad City DJ’s (3)
Biffy Clyro (3)
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So I'm pretty racist at times
Aside from the unironic jokes I sometimes pull, I spent two solid minutes staring at a contact called “Sonia Ciao Mag” thinking which Asian girl from high school or uni could it be.
Then I realized that she is just a contact for an inner west Sydney tabloid called Ciao.
Oh dear.
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GOGOL BORDELLO NOW LIVE IN BRAZIL?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-16) →
Yeasayer (39)
Prince & The Revolution (37)
M.I.A. (31)
The Rolling Stones (4)
The Smashing Pumpkins (1)
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“I never really wanted to be a journalist. I always wanted to be a writer....”
– The Chaser’s Chris Taylor on Journalism courses (via FasterLouder.com.au)
keflex replied to your post: What does The Big Bang Theory, Wil Anderson and this joke all have in common?
FUCK YOU
Not saying the show isn’t good, it just shares the same poor writing that characterizes everything Chuck Lorre touches.
What saves it is an ensemble with perfect comedic timing. Tension and awkwardness is built via physical comedy mastered by the actors, not unlike Rowan...
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Dear Tumblr,
jgh2:
I like your platform. But sometimes I am incessantly reminded that you are the epicenter of the New York Social Media circle jerk that I fled for a reason.
And that makes me feel funny inside.
BEFRIEND AUSTRALIANS. SUPPOSEDLY WE ARE BETTER BUT DONT COUNT ON IT.
What does The Big Bang Theory, Wil Anderson and...
They are all not funny but are presented with enough flair and pop culture reference to hopefully get a chuckle.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-9) →
Bruce Springsteen (18)
LCD Soundsystem (14)
Phil Collins (8)
Lady GaGa (7)
Hot Chip (6)
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I would like to meet someone who thinks Sheena is...
(via deeza)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-2) →
M.I.A. (60)
The Futureheads (19)
The Black Eyed Peas (9)
Something for Kate (9)
Bertie Blackman (6)
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