February 2010
Watchbonerparty:
(via jimmytexas)
this is what normal people do on the internet.
this is why you should vote.
Abbott - BoganGirl 2012?
“It was hard not to feel like I was reading the Burn Book in Mean Girls.”
– The Inbox of an Accidental Facebook Voyeur: Glitch means WSJ Journalist gets 128 Facebook Private Messages
QUESTIONS REQUEST! Tomorrow I interview the...
(via mymumgavemethisnickname)
Last few minutes! Get your questions in!
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-21) →
Prince & The Revolution (33)
Kid Cudi (14)
Florence + The Machine (4)
Metronomy (4)
Art Vs Science (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Last minute cancellation means I have a spare...
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PICARD IS PLAYING THE FLUTE
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BE AGGRESSIVE. BE BE AGGRESSIVE.
B-E
A-G-G
R-E
S-S
I-V-E
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formspring.me
do you think this is mean? www.ihatenikki.com/?mylink=7nj47nj67nj3
As my first answer, I should probably add: sorry for the delay with these.
To my answer: it’s probably fake
That wasn’t a question. Eat cock?
Original answer still stands
How many five year olds could you take in a fight?
It’s an obscure number...
“Curling to Megadeth”
– FLUORESCENT ADOLESCENT SUMS UP HOW TO MAKE THIS SPORT ABOUT A BILLION TIMES BETTER
If you want to say hi to a jetlagged me, a...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-14) →
The Toxic Avenger (2)
Britney Spears (2)
Rex the Dog (1)
Eagles (1)
Architecture in Helsinki (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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formspring.me
Ke$ha > Lady Gaga?
No. Though I have brushed my teeth with a bottle of Jack before. Contrary to popular belief, I believe it has some great oral care properties
where did i leave the remote?
You mean THIS! *Holds up your remote*
EAT COCK
Only if it’s yours, darling.
DESTROY MY CREDIBILITY
“Dear Albert,
Thanks for your enquiry about Glastonbury 2010. As always we are...”
– FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-2-7) →
OutKast (3)
Black Eyed Peas (3)
Blur (3)
Kanye West (2)
Gwen Stefani (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
“Listen up; if I ever get my life together enough to reproduce other life forms,...”
– Marie “Riese” Lyn Bernard throws Taylor Swift down and beats her with a Lady-Gaga-headpiece-sized mallet. It’s so great to read.
DESTROY MY CREDIBILITY →
THE 356 OF YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN
I love how the USA rightly accepts and values the...
Good jorb, guys.
“NOBODY cares about threats over the internet,
so don’t try to act...”
– Do you think the guy who wrote this realises the irony in his statement?
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formspring.me
are you a generous lover?
I like to think that I am, but I have to acknowledge that I’m unable to answer this without being incredibly biased.
Find the limit :
Lim (3x + V 9x^2 - x )
x-> -infinity
by substitution it gives ( inf - inf )
Do your own homework
Ask me anything
Paranoid Rant #5
ninefruits:
I hate rock stars so much. Dudes in bands are the worst dudes in the world. They think they have this sexy entitlement to have any girl they like. They don’t care if someone else has invested a lot of time and effort into wooing a young lady. They just walk in and take her. It makes me sick! The fact is 83% of dudes in bands are only in bands because of the free sex. They don’t...
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My cousin said something quite amazing today
A blind beggar sat on a corner in downtown France holding a sign reading, “Blind, please help.” Everyone who passed didn’t give him a cent.
A copywriter walks by and notices the sign. He leans down and says, “i don’t have any Euros to give, but i will offer you my work.”
He proceeded to snatch off the sign, grab a black pen and write on the back. Handing...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-31) →
The National (3)
Stevie Wonder (3)
Rage Against the Machine (2)
Blur (2)
Queens of the Stone Age (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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South Australian Labor Government gags internet... →
lenier:
WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA?
The new law, which came into force on January 6, requires anyone making an online comment about next month’s state election to publish their real name and postcode. The law will affect anyone posting a comment on an election story on The Advertiser’s AdelaideNow website, as well as other Australian news sites.
It could also apply to...
January 2010
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