February 2012
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ladyatheist:
baxtavius:
fussyfangs:
tumblr i am glad that we can all agree that chris brown’s actions were inexcusable
now if you could start applying the same critical spirit to your favorite white dudes that would be great
ben roethlisberger
julian assange
woody allen
kelsey grammer
roman polanski
elvis
nicolas cage
charlie sheen
gary oldman
mel gibson
bill murray
eminem
...
entirely:
I’m not all that fussed about Valentine’s Day. People are so keen to be all like, “I’m so happy yay love love love!” or, “Fuck you all! I hate love fuck you!”. Just chill the fuck out.
I’m so impartial to it all.
Then again, I’m impartial to everything these days.
reallyreallyreallytrying:
— A TUMBLR DEDICATED TO POSTING SCREENCAPS OF TWEETS BY PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW WHO BON IVER IS
— A WIKIPEDIA EDITOR WHO WOULD LIKE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTION OF WHAT BON IVER IS
— A SMALL COMMUNITY OF 1960S FOLK MUSIC ENTHUSIASTS WHO HAVE NO IDEA HOW MODERN MUSIC GOT ITSELF INTO SUCH A STATE
— A TIME-TRAVELLING SCIENTIST FROM THE YEAR 3030 WHO IS DEMANDING TO BE TOLD...
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ohthepaint asked: dude it's not about liking or pretending to like whitney houston, it's like this fairly important musical figure (well important in terms of musical history + you know, most people know who she is and what her music sounds like) has died and people wanna be respectful, maybe? why should you care if people express grief or whatever over a public figure. as long as they're not being...
“The bane of my own existence as a critic/commentator is the fact that the...”
– How To Talk To A Critic (Assuming You Want To)
Pretty sure albertinho and I should just make a...
andwhenithappens:
Seriously, we are solving some big problems right now.
Greatest idea
The bases of every bad-taste white-guy "joke" you...
Drugs
The Bodyguard
The TV show Whitney
Who Dares Wins host Mike Whitney
“Deaths in the era of social media”
Something about other female black musicians
Whatever/whoever parodied her on SNL
EDIT: That line from Apollo 13. You know the one.
For those who contributed to the creation of this list via actually making these types of jokes, mostly on twitter: go fuck yourselves.
mariposima:
Are people really going to pretend they liked Whitney Houston now?
Ok then.
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LATE TO THE PARTY
I just visited 9GAG for the first time and over the course of the 15 minutes I spent scrolling I saw proper attribution to the correct source of a picture once.
Congratulations, Tumblr: There’s a place worse than you.
“Two characters watch Umbridge getting dragged away — Harry Potter and...”
– The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes Implied by ‘Harry Potter’ | Cracked.com
This may be the most traumatising Cracked list yet. Everything I know about Harry Potter is wrong.
“I have seen people create costumes - using only a Singer sewing machine, a hot...”
– Peter Parker, master cosplayer | thevine.com.au
I put it to you that Spidey’s home-made costume is actually the only “realistic” thing about The Amazing Spider-Man. (via clambistro)
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Anonymous asked: Wait why DO people hate you? :(
Excuse me Aussie followers? Can I have your...
yourfandomsucks:
A friend of mine who lives in Western Sydney is going through a lot right now and she needs a friend.She is 16 years old and is currently going to school with a boy that sexually assaulted her. The boy apparently takes pleasure in occasionally bullying her, and her parents are un-supportive. The shorthand is that she isn’t getting the idea support from people in her...
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Anonymous asked: 1)how old are you 2)where are you from 3)whats your background? 4)star wars or lotr? 5)your idea of a good time?
clownyprincess:
Here The Chort, have a trophy.
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Would you go to an Art Gallery naked? →
jnenifre:
Seriously, would anyone be willing to do so?
Hmmm
Stuart Ringholt’s work often deals with themes of fear and embarrassment. In Preceded by a tour of the show by artist Stuart Ringholt 6-8pm (the artist will be naked. Those who wish to join the tour must also be naked. Adults only) audiences are invited to gain a new perspective on the current MCA exhibitions by viewing them...
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jnenifre:
grrizlybear:
has anyone else noticed Nicki Minaj looks just like Rita Repulsa from power rangers
Well I’ll be damned.