Albertinho

BuzzFeed said I was a reason they were over Coachella, I once ate 40 McNuggets to impress a music channel into giving me a job interview, I've punched Theon Greyjoy of Game of Thrones, danced on-stage with the Flaming Lips, Thom Yorke owes me €20, and this blog is endorsed by Commander Shepard from Mass Effect.

I'm 23, from Australia, possibly dying but infinitely awesome.
Recent Tweets @albertinho

markruffalo:

mamalaz:

The Avengers as a 70s cop show

I’d watch this show.

(via clambistro)

People on facebook who laugh at right wingnuts for taking The Onion seriously and complain about the [Satire] tag being added, but then post scathing or insulting remarks about Christwire articles.

womantic:

psa: feminazi is a fucking disgusting term that compares fighting for women’s rights to genocide. 

it was coined by rush limbaugh (that alone should be enough to make you stay far far away from it)

it is a racist term, and it is disrespectful to marginalized groups who suffered in nazi germany (so jews, rroma, lgbt folks, people with disabilities, etc.)

do not use it. 

if you disagree with feminists: do not use it

if you are a feminist: do not reclaim it

thank you

(via voxtrotting)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Brown receives no sympathy from me. He's just another thug who robs people and had the potential of becoming a serious offender. A waste of space. Yes i would say the same if he was white, blue or orange. Its not just because "he's black".
albertinho albertinho Said:

kingjaffejoffer:

You only typed 3 complete sentences yet you hit 3 different places on White Opinion Bingo: Ferguson Edition. That’s impressive.

You would have won if you’d have just kept typing for 10 more seconds. 

xons:

do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

(via supermoclel)

GUYS. MY TUMBLR CRUSH @hollandroden WROTE ME THE BEST PERSONAL MESSAGE. THANK YOU @andibgoode FOR GETTING ME THIS 💛💛💛 #teenwolf #lydiamartin

unforgettabledetritus:

illustratedexample:

bestrooftalkever:

A Four-Year Old Reviews Famous Restuarant The French Laundry

This is the best thing on the internet today. 

“This pepper tastes like babies.”

THIS GIRRRRRL

“To me, the chicken inside is a fluffy marshmallow.”

(via shorterexcerpts)

wehonights:

Batman 75th anniversary exhibit at Warner Brothers studios in Los Angeles. http://vipstudiotour.warnerbros.com/the-batman-tour/

*grabby hands*

(via shawskankredemption)

  • kevin feige: believe me, i'd like for black panther and captain marvel to get movies, really i would
  • kevin feige: but what can i do
  • kevin feige: i'm just the marvel studios president of production

mazuisubs:

emosad420:

emosad420:

i posted this photo on my instagram nearly a year ago but it still gets random comments from angry nerds who somehow locate it and decide to teach me a lesson

why havent more people reblogged this it’s literally the crowning achievement of my life

for shawskankredemption

(via kateordie)

Bought this from @KingsComicsAU yesterday. $150. Zero regrets. #blackcanary #dcbombshells #dccomics #pinup #comics

Remember when the original green ranger liked my Instagram post? #greenranger #whatislife @jasondavidfrank

leovaldezisnotonfire:

How to greet your straight friends

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Meghan Trainor? Sorry, I’m a Pokemon Trainor. I’m All About That Catching Them All.