Albertinho

BuzzFeed said I was a reason they were over Coachella, I once ate 40 McNuggets to impress a music channel into giving me a job interview, I've punched Theon Greyjoy of Game of Thrones, danced on-stage with the Flaming Lips, Thom Yorke owes me €20, and this blog is endorsed by Commander Shepard from Mass Effect.

I'm 23, from Australia, possibly dying but infinitely awesome.
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Mondo x DC Batman: The Animated Series 7” vinyls

All are SDCC exclusives and available from the Mondo booth (#835) starting on Preview Night. Each cover has been specifically designed by a renown artist: Matt Taylor (Harley Quinn), Alan Hynes (Mr. Freeze), Gary Pullin (Clayface), Tom Whalen (Man-Bat), and Mike Mitchell (The Joker). All the vinyls come with the same tracklist: Opening and closing credits on the A-side, with their alternate versions on the B-side.

I need these more than life itself.

killfith:

neongenesist:

kyrigiris:

it’s a metaphor. you put the spider between your teeth, but you don’t actually swallow it, so you stay average and spiders georg remains an outlier who shouldn’t have been counted.

This is it. This is the beginning of the end. Eventually every single overused joke will be combined into one giant post that is the death of fun as this website collapses in on itself and we all go straight to skeleton hell jail

Not all jokes

I came out to have a good time and read jokes and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

(via jkrockin)

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

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internetsgreatesthits:

do well in school kids, because if you do you might become an astronaut and get to leave the god-forsaken shitscape of earth for good

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Sometimes, for kicks, I find insanely rare collectibles on ebay and place the first bid down. It’s normally low enough so that I am immediately outbid by more “serious” bidders. It offers me a sad sense of accomplishment while the rest of my life withers away.

Today I won a $250 out-of-print Batman statue for $40.

BEST FACE

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besturlonhere:

jncos:

All you have to do is make .gifs of yourself wearing an ill fitting suit and, like, a fucking bow tie or w/e and it’s like this whole website creams itself

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prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

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FOX Portrait Gallery - 13 May, 2013

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vayena:

plasmalogical:

has anyone made a joke about the x-files but instead its “the x-feels”? has anyone done this before

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Just. Abbott as a priest. It makes sense, is all.

This is just too good. #Regram from @browncardigan

Going into this store just makes me want to spend money I do not have. Case in point: these. Ping @jnenifre (at Kings Comics)

Found in a Crown St op shop: official Athens 2004 opening ceremony jacket. Oddly pithy, thanks to recent #thorpedo news.