Hey Tumblr remember that time in Sherlock when Watson WAS THE CREEPIEST FUCKER IN THE HISTORY OF VIDEOGAMING?????

mayoryashy:

tryingtobecultured:

How I felt at my old job almost EVERY DAY

I hate this because this is my job as of right now.

In my last retail job I used to say ALL these things right to people’s faces, plus several more comebacks, and STILL managed a 100% mystery shopper score.

Moral of the story: TAKE THA POWAH BACK MY RETAIL BRETHREN!

(Source: hanhyuga)

(Source: iwontallowit)

Today I learnt that I can recreate this scene word-for-word at my place with the current collection of tea available to me.

This is what happens when you hoard tea because 1) you’re a coffee drinker and 2) when you do drink tea, you like to have a completely different flavour to last time.

ladyatheist:

baxtavius:

fussyfangs:

tumblr i am glad that we can all agree that chris brown’s actions were inexcusable

now if you could start applying the same critical spirit to your favorite white dudes that would be great

ben roethlisberger

julian assange

woody allen

kelsey grammer

roman polanski

elvis

nicolas cage

charlie sheen

gary oldman

mel gibson

bill murray

eminem

sean penn

the list goes on

women are treated like shit in this world

True story: Earlier today, someone on my dash posted a pic of Julian Assange and the quote beneath it called him an “angel”. They then posted a gif of him helping an old guy during an interview and said he was “such a wonderful man”. WTF?

Katey reminded me today that a lot of what Chris Brown did can be attributed to the current crush of all of Tumblr. Even down to dropping the case to help the guy further his career. So I guess there’s that.

awwesomenezz:

are they creepy enough yet?

clambistro:

nedhepburn:

I got bored last night and searched “who is Paul McCartney” on twitter during his performance because a) people are stupid and b) why not. Apparently it was all over Reddit and the post on Tumblr had something like 15,000 notes last time I checked.

Anyway. This just got Buzzfeed 108,000 page views in the last 9 hours (to give you an idea of how much traffic that is, I get around 900-1800 page views a day). Is Buzzfeed the Huffington Post of memes, just aggregating everyone else’s news to make it their own? I’m not knocking the people that work there, or for them featuring the story, just more the overall business model. It’s basically HuffPo all over again.

Basically, Buzzfeed (potentially) made a shit ton of ad revenue off of something I did sort of baked watching a Beatle. They could AT LEAST buy me a sandwich.

You know what? I actually don’t find any of these “who is [boring artist incredibly important to white dudes]??” memes funny.

Is it so impossible to imagine that, to some people (mostly, judging by the screen shots, people who are not White Dudes), didn’t grow up deifying The Beatles, or don’t listen to ultra-bland aural porridge like Bon Iver? (Side note: until I was about 13, I sure as hell didn’t know who Paul McCartney was.)

Fuck laughing at people who aren’t as “good” as you. Fuck laughing at “dumb” people.

I remember last year, after the “Who Are The Suburbs?” deal (Which was funny for a while, I must admit, if only for the name gaffe), Chris Weingarten brought up a sample of tweets by the people who were laughing at that meme during one of his seminars about music market segmentation.

Most of them were asking “Who is Lady Antebellum?” But of course we don’t call them up on that. It’s cool and trendy to not know who a multi-million record selling artist is. But not know your favourite indie artist who is mostly played on niche radio stations worldwide? BLASPHEMY! Ugh.

As a final point, it’s worth repeating that most of the criticisms on Bon Iver at who-is-bon-iver are valid criticisms of a very bland, boring artist. At least if Nicki Minaj won, it’d be going to someone who performs decent music.

andwhenithappens:

EVERYBODY NOW. 

stiiner:

Oh. This video. Afternoons watching TRL.

Oh.

(Source: collone)

Is it odd to say I agree with this guy?

(Source: who-is-bon-iver)

entirely:

I’m not all that fussed about Valentine’s Day. People are so keen to be all like, “I’m so happy yay love love love!” or, “Fuck you all! I hate love fuck you!”. Just chill the fuck out. 

I’m so impartial to it all. 

Then again, I’m impartial to everything these days. 

diamondmine:

instantjoy:

Muscle Leggings by James Lillis

Someone convince me not to buy these, please.

The area around the genitals looks plain creepy.

There’s your reason.

(Source: szymon)

andwhenithappens:

foudre:

every wes anderson slow motion shot set to ja rule

FLAVIA AND TESSA. 

Yep, thanks Internet. You can stay.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

— A TUMBLR DEDICATED TO POSTING SCREENCAPS OF TWEETS BY PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW WHO BON IVER IS

— A WIKIPEDIA EDITOR WHO WOULD LIKE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTION OF WHAT BON IVER IS

— A SMALL COMMUNITY OF 1960S FOLK MUSIC ENTHUSIASTS WHO HAVE NO IDEA HOW MODERN MUSIC GOT ITSELF INTO SUCH A STATE

— A TIME-TRAVELLING SCIENTIST FROM THE YEAR 3030 WHO IS DEMANDING TO BE TOLD WHEN BON IVER IS

— A CONCERNED MRS. VERNON CALLING UP JUSTIN’S SISTER TO ASK WHERE HE IS